. . .I wipe the last of the vomit-drool from my face - we lock eyes. The loans and I just stare. Hours, maybe even years pass and I can not break the dark, cold, soul-molesting stare of the loans. I feel weak. I feel lost. How can I win this battle?

The loans' powerful, menacing stare makes it impossible for me to create a inner-monologue. It is evading my thoughts, stealing my memories. I. Can. Not. Think.

Black.

Operation removes lightbulb from anus

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

I really laughed at first because I thought it read, "Operation: Remove Lightbulb from Anus"

Either way, a lightbulb being removed from a butthole is funny.

If you are like me, which for your sake I hope you're not, you have a nice amount of student loans haunting you, each and every day, "I'm still here. I'm still here. I'm still here. I'm still here." AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHG.

I drop to the ground with fists of the devil's hellish fury. I land blow after blow upon the head of my loans. After six minutes of this horrid, most frightening bout, I stop. I presume the loans are murdered. I presume the loans are deathing in anguish. I presume the loans are finally gone, leaving me to a life of peace and tranquility. I look down to view my massacre, and to my horror - my loans sit in a rocking chair laughing the laugh of a madman. I feel my gag-reflex in the back of my throat, I cannot do anything but vomit - all over myself, and the loans. But this putrid bile flowing from my cake-hole has no affect on my nemesis. It only makes me, in it's eyes, seem weaker...

Project White Rabbit is an experiment by young independent filmmaker/effects artist Ryan Wieber. The goal of the experiment is to test methods intended to emulate the "Bullet Time" effect popularized by the Matrix films... practically and inexpensively.

Information on the project can be found here

And here is a Star Wars clip he added himself into.

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